Monday, October 17, 2005

Hey Sports Guy - Rate this on the UC Scale!

I'm sending this in an email to Bill Simmons. Boy howdy, this is some funny shit.

There's plenty here, but if you're in a hurry, this one sentence is really all you need.

Now, at this point, it is customary for women to immediately reject any assertion that women's rights are wrong as the Talibanistic ranting of an embittered man who has been denied ready access to attractive women's bodies. In the interest of dismissing this red herring, I merely note that few men fortunate enough to possess a turbo Porsche and a record contract at 23 have any reason to be bitter about the hand that life has dealt them.

Yep. He has a Porsche, so there's NO WAY he's got a chip on his shoulder about his ability to attract women. NO WAY.


Anonymous said...

Is that guy serious? I don't know anything about that site, but his opinion seems so comically wrong it seems like sarcasm to me. Example:

But the greatest evil of women's rights is demographic. Europe's demise is all but assured, thanks to them, as women's individual choices taken in the collective have stricken European society and brought on successive waves of feminist-friendly Islamic immigration by reducing Europe's birth rates far below replacement levels.

In this statement, he simultaneously claims that Islamic immigration is ruining Europe, and that the reason it's happening is because European women aren't having enough babies? I mean, come on. This has got to be a joke.

Adam P. Short said...

It's not a joke. You should read his whole opus.